Chainsaw Theatrics
senryus of chaos
Chainsaw prance on stage
Musk ketamine produced show
Theatrics prove zilch
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You skew the data
For your deregulation
And company gain
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Liar, liar, pants
on fire, silly bromance, who's
the boss of this stage
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I see clowns everywhere (remember the boy in the movie The Sixth Sense with Haley Joel Osment and Bruce Willis, who kept telling Bruce, "I see dead people everywhere?")
Copyright ยฉ 2/21/2025 by Andrea O. Corwin
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Well written, congrats ๐๐ป
This would be hilarious if it wasn't you know...so true. Well done, Andi, on writing so succinctly and on point and the Top Story!
Congratulations on top story . Keep up the good work. Super proud. !!!!!
Is it a bromance? Or did whoring become legal when I get wasnโt looking? Great job on this one, and the others
I really think the US is better than clown shows and theatrics-- - ketamine may have some redeeming factors to abate depression but has its effects caused a chainsaw swinging manic wannabe superstar to prance on stage? There seems some real tangible reason for concern questioning it's effect on clear thinking .
I missed this when it first came out, but second place - well done!!!
Humorously expressed!!! Congratulations too!!!
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Very appropriate for the inappropriateness of two pitiful clowns...
Great read! The imagery and intensity in your writing make it truly captivating. Loved the unique perspective!
Keep up the good works
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Oh, the clowns are EVERYWHERE ๐ซ What a shitshow. Thank you for this ๐
I freaking love it! One of the two pulls the other's strings like a puppet. โก๐โก
Applause.
You are right, Andi: their behavior is so utterly stupid and mean-clownish. It's Idiocracy on steroids, ruining so many lives along the way.
Yes.โค๏ธ
"Musk ketamine produced show" is perhaps the perfect way to say it. :'( Brilliantly done.
I always thought the line was 'I see dead people.' These haikus to illustrate you ideas somewhat. Good job.
Every time you think it can't get more absurd, it does.
The Sixth Sense was such an interesting movie! ๐ฟ
Ugh. Is about all that I can say.
And these clowns unfortunately have a lot of power ๐๐๐
Yup, not a person I like very much.