Realize Reckless Righteousness in Rebellious Ridiculousness
Persistently Practice Poised Peculiarity

。・゚゚・ ・゚゚・。Outlast opinionated ordinary obstinate others
Unusual ugly underdogs utilize undercovers
🥁 ba'ba ba bum ҉
Loosen limited license on lackluster life
Stay stiffly stagnant to succor straight strife
🥁 ba'ba ba bum ҉
Idiots' injurious insults inevitably ignite
Foolish frightening forecasts of forevermore fights
🥁 ba'ba ba bum ҉
ba'ba ba bum ҉
ba'ba ba DUM ҉
dum dum
🥁
Silent sarcasms starve stunted sly souls
Malignant malcontents melt misaligned moles
🥁 dada-da DUM ҉
dum dum
Crave congealed candid crazy cardboard confessions
Pursue perilous pointless polite pink possessions
🥁 dada-da DUM ҉
dum dum
Count contrary clueless convenient close-calls
Fan fat frantic flirtatious fragmented free-for-alls
🥁 🥁 dada-da DUM ҉
🥁 dada-da DUM ҉
dada-da DUM ҉
҉ DUM! DUM! ҉
dum!dum!dum!dum!dum!dum!dum!dum!dum!
҉ !!🥁!!🥁!!🥁!! ҉
⚡ 🥁 ⚡🥁 ⚡
♩♪♩♬ ♬♩♪♩Nasty⇼ nifty⇼ neural⇼ numb⇼ nightmares ҉
Devious↭ delicious↭ demented↭ dim↭ downstairs ҉
Sordid⇿ soggy⇿ sick⇿ serious⇿ somewheres ҉
Healthy⇏ hot⇏ hollering⇏ holistic⇏ who-cares? ҉

Mock mandatory masked moot managed maladies
Initiate iconic irreducible intuitive inanities
🥁 bum'a'dada dum dum!
Imbibe itchy ill-considered indigestible inhibition
Embrace edgy enchanting eerie erroneous erudition
🥁 bum'a'dada dum dum!
Always abolish artfully armored admonitions
Don't dare dampen divergent delineated dispositions
🥁 bum'a'dada dum dum!
҉ DUM! DUM! ҉
🥁 bum'a'dada bum'a'dada
҉ DUM! DUM! ҉
҉ DUM! DUM! ҉
҉ BOOM-DUM ❗❗ ҉ ҉

Inspired isolated individuals insist on incessant idiosyncrasy
Forever photographing feckless flaming fake phenomenology
[☾{ stereotypically .・ ゜predominately .・ ゜comically .・ ゜indubitably}☽]
(◔‿◔ .・ in actuality
an abnormality ҉↯
↯
↯
↯
☆○o。 。o○☆
Your~〰CHOICE~is~〰CLEAR
Your~〰BEAT~is~〰DEAR
Your ~〰 CONFORMITY _corrupts _REALITY
DUM 🥁 ❗
They'll~〰CALL~you~〰QUEER
They'll~〰LAUGH~and~〰SNEER
They'll~〰 QUESTION _ your _MORALITY
bada-DUM 🥁 ❗
But~〰KEEP~your~〰CHEER
Just~〰WEAVE~and~〰VEER
while ~〰 ACCEPTING __ dubious _SANITY
{ Thus SPEAKS not HUMANITY❗}
🥁🥁🥁bum'a dada bum'a'dadda bum'a'dadda'DUM!
🥁🥁🥁bum'a dada bum'a'dadda bum'a'dadda'DUM!!
🥁🥁🥁bum'a dada bum'a'dadda bum'a'dadda'DUM!!!!
҉ DUM!❗ DUM!❗ ҉ DUM!❗ ҉
҉ ❗ BOOM!!!❗ ҉ BOOM!!!❗ ҉

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Neuroticism is in the eye of the beholder
Your eccentricity should make you bolder
҉↯⚡ ҉↯
Your compliance is not a commodity
✧:* *:✧ ↯⛯∈χ₱Σ☈ieηcℇ↴
.・ ゜: ✧☾ and ☽✧ : ゜・.
🤗⚡ ℍ⬦Ν⚬☈ ⚡😵💫
y⚬ur⇝ ⭗⊅⊅i₸γ ⇜! ↯
~~˚.. 。・゜✭・.・✫゜・。..˚~~
🥁🥁🥁bum'a' bada ↯ a' 🥁bum bum🥁 ҉ ҉ 🥁bum bum🥁 ҉ ҉ 🥁bum🥁 ҉ bum 。・゚゚・ ・゚゚・。。・゚゚・ ・゚゚・。 __weird is as weird drums~~
҉ bum
҉ bum
~↯
____________________Bolt ⚡


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About the Creator
Lightning Bolt ⚡
Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic Taco Bell Futurist 🌮 ☇ a sexy ♒ Aquarian oddball with an erratic brain↯🧠↯ author of comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.
I am shock therapy.⚡ Subscribing risks electrocution↯.
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Comments (16)
WOOOHOOO RUNNER UP!!!! Congrats mate! This is actually pretty brilliant!
The English language needs to say ‘thank you’. Such a a creative piece, visually too. Congrats on placing in the challenge 👏🥳
you make your poetry become a piece of art in oh so many way!- congratulations- i felt the lightning bolt
🤩🤩🤩🤩 And 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 What a fun ride, no! Well, it was a fun ride but what a pleasure to read your work, Bill. A very unique and relevant entry. Congrats on placing! Now, back to the -Maligned mettlesome misfits misalign magnificently.- 🤩
Wooohooooo congratulations on your win! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Great twist, Bill!
Congrats!! 🎉🎉
A poem marking this insane era...appropriate! Well done on the leaderboard placement, Bill!
Like a marching band drumming in our idiocy 😆 great job 👏
Eh, extreme eccentricities exalting examples excessively ever exemplified. Sounds like todays politics, lots of crazy.
Electrifying Eclectic Eccentricities!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
LOVE THIS. Made me smile and go crazy at the same time. Off to the doctors. AHHHHHHHHHH
Neuroticism is in the eye of the beholder WOW. I know a writer from Medium that you remind me of. He is from ICELAND. LOL
I was listening to Joan Jett (“Bad Reputation”) when I read this. Highly recommend.
Omgggg, your alliterations and rhyming was awesomeeee!
Now this is COOL. The imagery amidst is truly awesome. Really well written.