Wedding Toast woes.
Drabble. Lana's unofficial Effed-up Wedding toast challenge.
"Cheers Violet. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time. I can't believe you invited me to this wedding...is it to rub my face in your success at nabbing Guy. He doesn't even remember me. But I was the first one he managed to fool...He tried to marry me, but I found out just in time that he has a family back in Africa. So when you stole him from me...hahaha, you unwittingly did me a favor. He is trying to gain citizenship by using any willing female whom he can bamboozle.
Guy Adebola is a bigamist...Cheers!
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Novel Allen
You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. (Maya Angelou). Genuine accomplishment is not about financial gain, but about dedicating oneself to activities that bring joy and fulfillment.
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Dude, if you gonna steal my story...at least change the title.
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Reading this felt like watching a dramatic moment unfold in real time. You can almost picture the guests frozen with their glasses mid-air as the truth spills out. It’s short, but the tension it creates is huge.
Omg, that would definitely kill the wedding spirit! Was he really a swindler for citizenship?
Oh dear. Such wretched people being mean at weddings. Hmmm, wonder if I can find one. Drabbles are short and sweet. Good one, though.
🩷Nice Job!
Power to Weddings HUGS
Nicely done Novie!