A movie so dry it must be watched twice, you will definitely fall asleep the first time. If anyone could stay awake long enough to remember what happened this surely would become a cinematic masterpiece. Simultaneously laughable, forgettable and deliciously bland this is the greatest movie I can't remember seeing!
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Ten Beeps
Nobody can hear a scream in the vacuum of space, or so they say. Funny to think that George had taken part in this argument just under 16 hours ago. If he had known then what now knew he would have bite his tongue and let Lee have the win. He could now, without any doubt, confirm that no one, not a single organism can here you scream in the vacuum of space. George had put it to the test, had ripped his throat raw screaming. He suppose it didn’t matter as he wouldn’t need it anymore. When your grasping for life you can stand to lose an ability or two, better to be a mute then a corpse with a perfectly intact voice box. So he had screamed, kicked and thrashed burning through oxygen at an alarming rate before finally bringing himself under control and succumbing to his drifting.
By Nathan A Miles4 years ago in Fiction
Cassie and Johnny
I’m the kind of dame you notice. I’m no femme fatale, but you can’t ignore me, at least not until I warn you about what’s coming, then everybody ignores me. Hell, they usually blame me afterwards and give Johnny all the credit for saving the day, but my Johnny couldn’t save a seat at the movies without my help. Sure, he’s brawny, but brainy? Not so much. Like that time I asked him to spot me five bucks, and he said he didn’t see it anywhere on me, and believe you me, he looked but good.
By Harper Lewis6 days ago in Critique
‘We have enough’: Godfrey renews call for Black entertainers to stop seeking white validation after BAFTAs, praises Image Awards
DEI must die. It’s been far too long for Foundational Black Americans (FBA) and tethers to come up and say things like #OscarsSoWhite. So what? NAACP Image awards are about RAH, Representation, Agency, and Honor. Black people have to stop crying about their snubs at award shows that often overlook them.
By Skyler Saundersabout 19 hours ago in Critique
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