There once was a girl who loved magic
What happened to her was tragic
She had no wand, so she used her baton.
And in the end, she had to vag it.
About the Creator
Harper Lewis
I'm a subversive weirdo nerd witch who loves rocks. Intrusive rhyme bothers me. Some of my fiction may have provoked divorce proceedings in another state.😈
My words are mine. Suggest ai use and get eviscerated.
MA English literature, CofC
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I needed this laugh!!!
Lol omg I love it!