My Special Theory of Lycanthropy
Me = MC-haired
I'm not that smart, but
I look like Albert Einstein
I need a haircut
~~by
_________________Bolt ⚡
I have trust issues with my mirror. 🤷⚡
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Lightning Bolt ⚡
Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic Taco Bell Futurist 🌮 ☇ a sexy ♒ Aquarian oddball with an erratic brain↯🧠↯ author of comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.
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Comments (4)
Hahahahahahaha Bill, you're hilarious!
You are smart, you are kind, and you look like Albert Einstein. LOL!
LOL 🤣 But you are as smart as Einstein though! 😁
At first I thought you were saying you had my hair ROFL My hair is wild lately. This humidity down here really has it poofy.