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I've Been "Reading", Guess What I Found - A Human "Fingernail" Is Important - What The..... &&&*&**&&(&(
I've seen it short, tall - ugly, fat !? You name it - it's just exactly that !? I've seen it short, tall - pretty and ugly !? You name it - it's exactly that !? Exactly what, that !? That is what a human is - !? A "NAIL" !? A human has a nail, now I gotta start over from "scratch" !
By 365poetryabout 5 hours ago in Poets
Her Hair is Red & Staticky
If Harold can have a purple crayon, So can I! My imagination is big! *** And I’m a wonderful artist. The scribbles you see,
By KA Stefana about 16 hours ago in Poets
The Paper that Folds and then Unfolds
The monster fold a... a paper "toad" a gulp a croak a ribbit a ribbit a ribbit a ribbit a ribbit a brum a brum a brum a brum a brum
By K.A. Smithabout 16 hours ago in Poets
Aging Is The Pits Sometimes
I don't want to die and yet, why? Big sigh! I'm having too much fun Living on the run Sitting in the sun Practicing with my gun
By Denise E Lindquistabout 19 hours ago in Poets
Bad Mood
Outside, the sun is shining, Inside, it is raining, The kids are always complaining, And my man won't stop mansplaining!
By Carol Ann Townendabout 20 hours ago in Poets
teaching in 2026
students bickering, contested words that "have no meaning": six - seven.
By kpa day ago in Poets
I Woke Up, Right, And Then I Saw Something Important, Right, And Then I Went Back To Sleep, Right !
I know my own name, and I also know my own face !? I know where I came from, who my life was, and also where I went to school !?
By 365poetrya day ago in Poets
Getting Old Sucks
Muscles ache, the old joints hurt, The memory starts to fade. More things start to fall apart With every new decade. Eyes grow dim, and now you limp.
By Julie Lacksonen2 days ago in Poets
When Kama Knocked
When Kama Knocked I got the kiss, the punch, and the bruises, Your love was a blade wrapped in a promise, I wore the purple proof beneath my silence,
By Marie381Uk 2 days ago in Poets
To Sail On The Seven Seas (With Cats)
This is a poem for my Muse to hopefully make her laugh, I love hearing her laugh. Was trying to graft The Owl and The Pussycat, The Iliad, and Jason and The Argonauts in an act of poetic madness so chose a vague Limerick form.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 days ago in Poets
Writing part 2
I though just clicked into my head as I finish part 1 of writing, I quickly race to the computer keyboard before I lose the though of writing part 2.
By Terri Rosall2 days ago in Poets
Writing
You never know when you get the writing bug, It may be in the middle of the night when it strikes. You hope that you think of it in the morning light,
By Terri Rosall2 days ago in Poets