Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

233 stories

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic Taco Bell Futurist 🌮 ☇ a sexy ♒ Aquarian oddball with an erratic brain↯🧠↯ author of comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.

I am shock therapy.⚡ Subscribing risks electrocution↯.

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Senior System Failure⚡⚡⚡
⚡ Until that (almost) unforgettable morning in their yesterday-assembled classroom, the youngling’s pedagogue had operated impeccably and was therefore unremarkable. The humanoid automa-bot that the children all knew by the weird name ‘Ralph’ was an old-gangsta pre-apocalypse brand of servo-pure government technology, a classic model, forever famous for its manufacturer’s warranty, (supposedly) good for a cool two million years.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Futurism
Tragedy
⚡ When in doubt, chill out. When it's hard to sleep, breathe deep. You will cry, then fly! _______________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡5 months ago in Poets
At the Precipice
🌄 I drank the perilous potion. I set fierce Forces in motion. I crossed over the line. Digesting Change takes time. The email has been written
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Impermanence Inspires
red riots rebel ____Sunshine's sweet symphonies swell change🍁 convert🍁 compel 🍂 🍁 🍁 _____________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Meme-ing Is A Long Lesson in Humility
⚡ Hey there! 👋😁 It's me again: __Lightning Bolt⚡! I'm back with yet another hilarious edition of Meme-ing Madness! ⚡🪩🪩⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Humor
Last Dance
no longer held back ~- cavorting—~🍂 prancing 🍁—~ Flying—~!~ Dressed for a night out. _________________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Flaming Foliage
cool winds strip the trees apples, lemons, tangerines dry fire in the rain ______________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Key To The Past. Winner in The Shape of the Thing Challenge. Top Story - September 2025.
When they arrived at 4416 Oak Lane, what they saw was a __shock⚡ to their system. The house... See? The rumors weren't true. Yay.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Fiction
Today's Bird- the Dove
~~🐦🕊️🦉 🪶 "A dove struggling in a storm grows stronger than an eagle soaring in sunshine.” ― Matshona Dhliwayo “Man is not much beside the great birds and beasts.” ― Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man and the Sea
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Scarlet Macaw
~~🐦‍🦜🪶 “A bird sitting in a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking because its trust is not on the branch but on its own wings. Always believe in yourself.” — Charlie Wardle 🦜🕊️🦜
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Wanna Burn Some Calories With Me?
He had an idiot’s face, a rat’s eyes, and a buffalo’s body She had a harlot’s face, a cat’s eyes, and a sow’s belly
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets
Stew in the Styx, Bitch
🔥 We frolicked in a private place Our decadence was a disgrace ____We embraced secret fire 🔥 You spat flames from your pretty face
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Poets