Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

233 stories

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic Taco Bell Futurist 🌮 ☇ a sexy ♒ Aquarian oddball with an erratic brain↯🧠↯ author of comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.

I am shock therapy.⚡ Subscribing risks electrocution↯.

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Well, That's Behind Me
biopsy today 💉->💉 -> needles, 💉->💉 ->🩸 blood 🩸, pain in the ass (*)(*) test results next week 🤞 ____________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
A Small Songbird
Indigo Bunting ~~~ carrying part of the sky ~~~ shimmering feathers ____________Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
Pets' Pee Pet Peeves
Dear Dog Bed, I'm tired of this shit! Literally!!! It's bad enough that I'm routinely crapped on! I'm also supposed to eliminate these felines' odors?
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Humor
If You're Feeling Blue
When in doubt *~~~ chill out ~ When it's hard to sleep *~~~ breathe deep ~~~ We will cry *~~~ then ____ fly ~~~~~
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
My Special Theory of Lycanthropy
I'm not that smart, but I look like Albert Einstein I need a haircut ~~by _________________Bolt ⚡ Bill a.k.a. Bolt
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
Onions Are Not Gross
I heard someone say "Onions are not popular." ⚡☝️😡 Tasteless and insane! --- 🧅🧅--- Onions compliment Italian, and Mexican!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
I'm Comfortable Here. Runner-Up in Tattoo This Line Challenge.
my pimples my wrinkles my freckles my heckles my surgeries my tragedies my fiery anger my cold shoulder my hungry fingers
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
Weary & Scatterbrained
Alone in the dark, the odd old duck texts In my most peaceful moments, when my soul is completely at rest I think of you. Your smile enchants me. ⚡ ♥️ ⚡⚡ ♥️ ⚡⚡ ♥️ ⚡⚡ ♥️ ⚡⚡ ♥️ ⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
A Call to Arms Haiku. Top Story - May 2025.
Thievery Abounds Vocal Does Not Protect Us We Will All Fight Back _________________Bolt⚡ When I wrote this story 👇 on 5/7......
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets
A Story about Attackers Infiltrating Vocal
Hello, fellow Vocal Authors. I’m ___Lightning Bolt⚡, a.k.a. Bill O’Neal. Over the course of the next several days, I’m going to share a lot of information with you that I've uncovered about the spammers and thieves who have infiltrated this platform.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Writers
Pope Slayer
JD Vance, the Vice President of the United States of America, is a converted Catholic. On Saturday, April 19, 2025, one day before Easter
By Lightning Bolt ⚡11 months ago in The Swamp
A Cautionary Tale for Peter Cottontail. Top Story - April 2025.
+++ Taco Bell +++ 🌮🔔 used to have a chihuahua mascot. I heard it died. I cried. The rumor is that it was shot in the head
By Lightning Bolt ⚡11 months ago in Poets