Scott Christensonđ´
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Born and raised in Milwaukee WI, living in Hong Kong. Hoping to share some of my experiences w short story & non-fiction writing. Have a few shortlisted on Reedsy:
https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts/author/scott-christenson/
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World Leaders React to Imminent Alien Invasion . Top Story - May 2025.
Israel â We Sold Them Mobile Phones In a bold preemptive move, Israel's Ministry of Defense announced it had successfully marketed âEarth's finest communication devicesâ to the extraterrestrial fleet. âOur agents disguised as Verizon sales reps convinced them the Galaxy S24 Ultra was a 'peace offering,'â said a spokesperson. âTheir self-destruct feature activates at midnight.â
By Scott Christensonđ´10 months ago in Humor
Dave Smith's Best Argument Against War (and Neoconservatives)
Political commentator Dave Smith has been a staunch critic of neoconservatives and their advocacy for military intervention. His skillful defense when facing attacks from Douglas Murray on a recent podcast catapulted him into the national spotlight.
By Scott Christensonđ´10 months ago in The Swamp
Minions Taxed at Border, Go Absolutely Bananas
The cost of The Minions to enter America has gone up 100%. âThey took our jobs! They took our box office dollars! Now they must pay!â declared JD Vance, who has long accused Minions of âundermining American valuesâ by being funny without speaking English.
By Scott Christensonđ´10 months ago in The Swamp
Amish Leader Declares âWe Were Right All Alongâ
By Jebediah Smith, Columnist for The Budget Buggy Gazette LANCASTER COUNTY, PA â In a stunning turn of events, the Amish community â long mocked for their rejection of modern technology and their self-sufficient lifestyle â is having the last laugh.
By Scott Christensonđ´10 months ago in Humor
The Road to Tohoku
Iâm sitting on a coach bus at 7 a.m., staring out the window, scanning the streets for tourists. This isnât where I thought Iâd be. Not after graduating with a Masterâs in International Relations, fluent in two languages, and ready to take on the world. But here I am.
By Scott Christensonđ´12 months ago in Fiction
